The old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, because she’s busy being the queen of the 2017 charts with a giant snake.
Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
#funny #joke #retro #90s