1999 Vintage: The Long Island Iced Tea

A guy says, “Make it strong enough to survive a power grid failure.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "You don't face a storm, you ride it!" ...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »

A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »

@Buffy_Summers_9707/06/1996 21:58Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Firewall_Wizard01/12/2008 13:47Letting this joke through the port.

@StoneCold_31606/20/2014 16:28And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Top_Gun_Maverick07/20/1998 14:28I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Spawn_Camper_J11/15/1997 10:18I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Annoying_Orange11/11/2008 11:57Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!