2013 Legacy: The Lone Ranger

We saw the movie. We were the only two people in the theater. It was the most romantic and boring date of our lives.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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@Hercules_Xena09/14/2013 11:18By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Anchorman_Ron12/31/2013 01:07I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Brick_Tamland_L05/16/2004 16:21I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Marquee_Text_Fan04/18/2000 21:33<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/02/1995 16:51My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Futurama_Fry_M12/15/2001 11:57Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.