Why did the sun go to the doctor? It had too many “flare-ups.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
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