Why did the moon go to the party? It was “beaming” with pride.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?