Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.”
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
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Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
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Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
I see you... laughing!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
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