2020 Legacy: The Little Pig

What do you call a pig that’s a genius? “Ham-stein.”

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying? A: Because he Neverlands!read more »

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he go...read more »

In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »

Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »

In case he got a hole in one.read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

It wanted to go undercover.read more »

In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »

Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is ...read more »

Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »

@WAP_Navigator06/10/2005 05:19Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@DVD_Collector09/05/1996 23:46Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz09/19/2009 02:28The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@USB_Pioneer09/03/2004 19:50Plug and Play laughter!

@Wrestling_Nut08/24/2005 21:04Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan01/13/2010 21:51Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Rocket_Power_9901/29/1999 03:46We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Protoss_Pylon12/14/2008 21:50You must construct additional laughs!