What do you call a pig that’s a genius? “Albert Ein-swine.”
Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
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Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Super green! Hilarious!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
My mind is blown by how funny this is.