What do you call a hill that’s always tired? “Slope-y.”
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
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Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
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In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Waddle on over and read this!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
I should make a game about this joke.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!