What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent.
Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
The history of humor in one post.
Posting this to my own wall right now!