What do you call a frog that’s a pilot? A “fly-catcher.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
A wild laugh appeared!