Why was the cloud so happy? It was “synced” with the sun.
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Old school processing, new school laughs.
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Problem? No, just laughs!