Why was the cloud so moody? It was under the “weather.”
Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
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