Why was the cloud so moody? It was under the “weather.”
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Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
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