Why was the cloud so happy? It was “mist” in love.
Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 “Superpower” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
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What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
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