Why was the cloud so grumpy? It had a “gray” outlook on life.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!