Why was the cloud so light? It was made of “mist-ery.”
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!