What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.”
Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
This site is never finished... with humor!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.