What do you call a bee that’s a professional singer? A “hum-singer.”
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In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
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Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
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Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
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