What do you call a bee that’s had a bad hair day? A “frizz-bee.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!