What do you call a bee that lives in America? A “USB.”
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I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
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