What do you call an ant that’s a doctor? An “ant-i-biotic.”
Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Super green! Hilarious!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.