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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

@ICQ_Master9910/01/2011 14:14Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Modem_Meltdown02/18/2011 04:24My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Men_In_Black_K03/06/2006 12:20We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Napster_Search06/12/2001 19:26Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Pi_Mathematics01/26/2009 08:25Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Green_Day_Fan02/16/2004 13:07Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Dancing_Baby_9606/24/2006 21:51Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Double_Rainbow_G02/22/1999 08:06What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Tagged_Network03/27/1996 10:36You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!