I told her I’m Batman. She said, “Batman doesn’t have a ‘sidekick’ named ‘The Couch’.”
Part of the 62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Silent Treatment
When the quietest moments are the loudest ones in the house.My wi...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Scales
It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hologram Mother-in-Law
My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
The First Date Memory
Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »
The Cleaning Strategy
Housework is a team sport, but someone is always on the bench.My ...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The AI Podcast
He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
What’s the difference between love and...
What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The VR Divorce
I told her I’m leaving her in the Metaverse. She said, "Great, t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
What is this? A joke for ants?
But you have heard of this joke!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
I see what you did there. Clever!
This is the future of humor!