Why did we have another way to pay? Because Google was tired of PayPal having all the fun, even if we all just kept using PayPal anyway.
Part of the 30 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2006 “Motion Control & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.