2004 Archive: The Last Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “pedestrian consultation and crossing strategy.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Kill_Bill_Bride07/16/2007 03:37I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei11/25/2007 13:27You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Jackass_Johnny07/16/1995 17:59Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan01/25/2009 22:42Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Success_Kid_Win08/07/2001 08:24Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@Midi_Background06/18/2006 07:46Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Shut_Up_Money09/15/2003 08:59Shut up and take my laughter!