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2005 Vintage: The Last Call

 “Last call! Go home and check your notifications!”

Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpiderMan_Tobey05/11/1999 14:34With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
@Confused_Travolta05/17/1995 03:38Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Infoseek_Explorer05/14/2010 11:53Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Orkut_Member_9901/07/2002 16:52A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Troll_Face_Real12/19/1995 02:52Problem? No, just laughs!

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