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1999 Archive: The Laptop Weight

 Why did 1999 lawyers have back pain? From carrying a “portable” computer that weighed as much as a small child.

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zoolander_Derek01/10/1996 00:21What is this? A joke for ants?
@Cyber_Security_X02/18/2004 10:40Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Kill_Bill_Bride11/26/2009 17:52I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Magic_SchoolBus01/22/2007 21:18Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky08/10/2014 10:56One billion... laughs!
@Orange_Mocha_F11/13/2003 18:47Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@CompuServe_Classic10/19/1995 06:55Premium humor for premium members.
@Noob_Slayer_X01/29/2003 14:48Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Fred_Channel_0608/11/1998 20:09HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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