1996 Classic: The Laptop

Why is a 1996 laptop like a boyfriend? It’s heavy, expensive, the battery dies right when you need it, and it’s obsolete in six months.

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »

Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »

In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »

"Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »

"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »

Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »

"The map of Leonida is huge!" "Just like the amount of space you...read more »

In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »

Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass? A: You look d...read more »

In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »

"I'm staying at a luxury resort in Thailand!" "You're in a tent ...read more »

Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »

In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »

@Vaporwave_Original04/25/2006 04:35Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Harry_Potter_0103/17/2014 02:27Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam04/02/2003 16:22I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Marla_Singer_Fan04/05/2003 22:57A joke for the end of the world.

@Dexter_Lab_Fan11/14/2002 12:55Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Beanie_Campbell01/09/1997 23:25True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Arthas_Fan_0201/20/2005 11:51Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Stick_Death_Fan02/25/2004 15:42Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

@iPhone_User_0712/06/1995 02:23There’s an app for that? No, just this site!