Why did the scientist switch to lawyers? Because there are no protesters outside the lab when you experiment on lawyers.
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The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
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My mind is blown by how funny this is.