1996 Classic: The Lab Experiment

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a computer virus? A virus occasionally leaves some free space on your hard drive.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

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A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

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Why was the AI promoted to Senior Partner? Because it was the on...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »

Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

@Matrix_Glitch01/09/1995 21:06There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.

@Spice_Girl_Posh08/09/2013 06:26Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Memento_Guy05/05/2009 16:56Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Trainspotting_Rent04/24/2012 20:54Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Austin_Powers_Y04/03/2001 09:47Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!