2019 Classic: The Knives Out Mystery

Chris Evans in a cable-knit sweater. That’s it. That’s the observational one-liner.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

Step into 2016 – the year of the Pokémon GO phenomenon, the launc...read more »

A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

Step into 2014 – the year of the Ice Bucket Challenge, the launch...read more »

I just saw a realistic video of a cat flying a plane. I can no l...read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid06/02/1999 07:39Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@WebTV_Viewer01/16/2013 18:31Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Charmed_Ones10/12/1997 11:13The power of three... laughs!

@Overclocker_Pro06/28/1995 21:56My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Tank_Operator04/06/2006 10:23Loading the training program... for comedy.