Why did the dad try to “break the internet” with a picture of his lawn? Because he thought it was “ground-breaking.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
This humor took me to new heights!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!