Why was there so much red on the kids’ plates? Because the upside-down ketchup bottle was the greatest invention since sliced bread, and everyone wanted to “test” the nozzle.
Part of the 39 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: The Coronation of King Charles III
Why was the uncle demanding a crown? Because after the coronation...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Waiter (Cyber-Butler)
Why was a metal arm serving the gravy? Because Dad bought a "Home...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Year of the Girl
Why was everything "Girl-themed"? We had "Girl Dinner" (cheese an...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2001 “Wizarding World & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Thanksgiving was a portal to other worlds. We were obses...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "North West at the Lion King" Drama
Why was the nephew "nepotism-ing" his way into the best seat? Bec...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Soulja Boy” Edition
In 2007, Thanksgiving was a transition from the "click" of a Razr...read more »
33 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & Instagram” Edition
In 2010, Thanksgiving was the year we stopped looking at each oth...read more »
2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition
In 2024, Thanksgiving was about being "very demure," dodging "Ski...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
Why was the oven locked mid-cook? Because Dad forgot to renew the...read more »
2025 Classic: Vertical Farming
Why was the salad still growing? Because the centerpiece was a "H...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Driverless Commute
Why was everyone so calm after the drive? Because the "Auto-Pod" ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Silent" Meal
Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
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