2015 Classic: The Ketchup

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2005, the internet changed forever with the upload of "Me at t...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

In 1995, before we had instant messaging, we had the door. Knock-...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you!P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honey...read more »

In 2014, we were busy completing challenges for a good cause and ...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

@Austin_Powers_Groovy04/07/2013 17:11Groovy, baby! Very groovy.

@AOL_Instant_Msg04/11/2000 09:13I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Big_Snatch_Boris11/30/1995 04:05Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Cow_And_Chicken01/09/1996 09:47Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Top_Gun_Maverick08/08/2011 03:24I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Dirty_Dancing_F07/09/2000 05:29Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.