Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!
Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar & Apps Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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2025 Classic: The Dish
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
No way! That’s too much!