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2009 Vintage: The Ketchup

 Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ketchup. / Ketchup who? / Ketchup with the new trends!

Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009 Avatar & Apps Edition archive. Historically Verified

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