A guy tries to sing “Firework” by Katy Perry. He hits the high note, and three glasses break.
Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
2024 Legacy: The AI-Generated Menu
"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
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The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
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Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
The power of three... laughs!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Still digging for more humor!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Heh heh heh. Good one.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.