A guy sings “Stronger” by Kanye West. The bartender says, “It didn’t make your singing any better.”
Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
2025 Classic: The ChatGPT-6
"I asked the AI to tell me a joke." "What did it say?" "It said:...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
2025 Archive: The Turing Test
A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
2024 Archive: The Twitch Streamer
A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!