“To the year of the comeback… again!”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Hallucination
A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition
In 2007, the bar scene was split in two. Half the room was orderi...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
The Neutron Special
Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
2025 Classic: The Analog Whiskey
A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »
75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition
In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?