2006 Vintage: The Kamikaze

“To the end of the night!”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Light it up like a rocket to the moon."Part of the 58 Bar Jokes...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »

"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus11/13/1996 17:04What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Terminator_2_Fan03/20/2002 17:32Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Firewall_Wizard05/11/1996 13:08Letting this joke through the port.

@Sion_Partier05/10/2010 15:05The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Tyler_Durden_Real08/09/2007 18:44Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Goosebumps_Kid10/13/1996 15:50Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@First_World_P05/21/1996 07:04My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@Web_Counter_9903/02/2012 17:40I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@CompuServe_Classic03/24/2009 02:27Premium humor for premium members.