2002 Vintage: The Justin Timberlake

A guy says, “I’m going solo.” The bartender says, “You’ve been drinking alone all night, pal.”

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@Encarta_Explorer01/01/2011 12:46I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@DotCom_Survivor04/23/2013 00:31I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Binary_Boy09/13/1996 12:3001001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Total_Recall_Fan08/21/1999 15:42Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Breakfast_Club_B09/09/1997 02:28Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Web_Crawler_9607/13/2008 09:14Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@Map_Maker_X07/01/1995 04:13The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Mobile_Web_0107/25/2009 03:21Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!