2010 Classic: The Justin Bieber

My daughter has “Bieber Fever.” My wife has “Bieber Fatigue.” I have “I’m-Moving-To-The-Garage-Until-2012-Syndrome.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to "C...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »

It’s even more angular. My wife said it looks like a kitchen app...read more »

The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing "Loser...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

It analyzed my health and told me I need more fiber. My wife "li...read more »

In 1995, marriage was a world of shared landlines, tangled casset...read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

We looked at our digital memories. 90% AI-generated, 10% us argu...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan11/02/2014 01:31I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@GameBoy_Color05/16/1999 03:03Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@X-Gen_Mark04/09/2002 14:09This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette07/07/2004 08:11I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Cyber_Security_X05/25/2004 04:58Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@Reservoir_Joe06/16/2010 10:04Professional humor for professional people.

@Leave_Britney_A04/13/1995 15:25Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Cool_Story_Bro02/17/2010 14:34Actually, it IS a cool story!