2024 Archive: The Jury Selection

A lawyer rejected the “Prompt Engineer” because they didn’t want anyone on the jury who knew how to “jailbreak” a witness’s testimony.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@WebTV_Viewer02/01/1999 06:22Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!

@Blockbuster_Refugee06/16/1997 01:32Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Twister_Chaser04/08/2006 09:12A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@Backstreet_Fan07/12/2015 07:50I want it that way... the funny way!

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules05/15/2002 17:39Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Doge_Much_Funny06/25/2003 06:44Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.