2003 Archive: The Jury Selection

Why did the lawyer reject the historian? He didn’t want anyone who remembered that “justice” used to be about more than just the settlement amount.

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@StreetFighter_Ken02/21/2007 02:51Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Cyber_Traveler09/13/2011 17:35Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Zoolander_Derek03/31/2011 06:48What is this? A joke for ants?

@Kill_Bill_Bride03/29/2011 13:30I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Cal_Naughton_Jr08/11/1997 07:51The magic man... is laughing!

@Blogger_Default12/06/2007 21:26Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Cool_Story_Bro11/22/2013 08:05Actually, it IS a cool story!