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2015 Vintage: The Jurassic World Heels

 Bryce Dallas Howard just ran away from a T-Rex in stilettos. I can’t even walk to the kitchen in socks without slipping.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pirates_Jack_S07/29/2006 01:53But you have heard of this joke!
@Coffee_Addict03/25/2001 21:30404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan07/13/1998 10:28Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Ghostbusters_V07/21/2012 02:15Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Smosh_Old_School04/07/2008 18:31Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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