A guy starts dancing manically on the front porch steps. His wife asks, “Are you okay?” He says, “I’m just a guy who realized his life is a comedy!” She says, “In 2019 we call it ‘Joker vibes’, but in reality, you just dropped your phone in the toilet. Get inside.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
... (Laughter in silence).
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!