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2023 Classic: The John Wick 4 Stairs

 He fell down those stairs for three minutes and I felt every single bump in my own 30-year-old knees.

Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically Verified

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@SpaceJam_Fan01/30/2008 09:29Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Gladiator_Maximus01/07/2007 05:59Are you not entertained? Because I am!
@Lion_King_Pumbaa06/01/1999 09:33They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@C++_Dev_9808/05/2000 12:10I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
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