A guy walks in and orders a bourbon. He looks exhausted. The bartender asks, “Another 40 people tried to kill you on the way here?” The guy just nods.
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
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74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
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64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition
In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »
The Horse Question
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.