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2008 Classic: The Java

 Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”

Part of the 56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper12/12/2012 08:30Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Msdos_Expert05/28/2007 21:48DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Gladiator_Proximo09/29/2001 21:09Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Grunge_Lord_9403/10/2012 04:32I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Blink_182_Mark09/12/2014 09:21What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@MTV_Unplugged04/01/1995 04:55Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Digimon_Tamer06/16/2015 07:18My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Champ_Kind_Wham12/25/2011 07:37WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Ultima_Online_V01/16/2000 12:29Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost05/08/1995 14:30Laughing at the security of my own ribs!

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