2005 Classic: The Java

Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.”

Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2005 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@CoolSkater9804/09/1995 02:46Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Nokia_Snake_Champ07/19/2011 09:44Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Beavis_Butthead07/13/2008 02:31Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette08/20/2003 13:43I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Dancing_Baby_9604/20/2005 05:18Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Technorati_Tag11/16/2002 09:22Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@Mind_Blown_Gif07/01/2005 16:11*Boom* - there goes my brain!

@Social_Media_G06/06/2001 23:48I’m going to poke you for this joke!